witneyhouston:

when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose 

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(via pizza)


ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via whoredinarygirl)


officialschool:

me as a detective

(via rebecaxvii)


You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…
Dr. Seuss (via kushandwizdom)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(via whoredinarygirl)


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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via loloandstitch)


burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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(via loloandstitch)



mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

(via nobodyknowsimacat)


yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via youandthemoononmyskin)


limey404:

i yearbooked

i yearbooked hard

have some pines twins, grades 9-12

(via nobodyknowsimacat)


nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

(via papagenoswag)


the-girl-from-hyrule:

andyouwanttoupdatetwitter:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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Glad to see RDJ and I have the same reaction upon seeing a cat. 

Because everyone needs RDJ having a reaction towards seeing a cat on their blog

(via upthe-wolves)


godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

(via geniusofthemadness)